February 2012
i swear to god if the jersey shore spinoff gets filmed in jersey city i will die of happiness.
i swear to god it is my favorite show. i flew to uchicago just so that i could attend the conference on jersey shore studies.
okay i got into COLLEGE because i wrote about this show in my essays.
snooki is literally my SPIRIT ANIMAL.
i will SERIOUSLY not stop capitalizing SOMEWHAT PERTINENT...
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“Instead of citizens, it produces consumers. Instead of communities, it produces...”
– Noam Chomsky (via spitinmydrink)
yesterday, I tried to make conversation with my chem teacher from last year by asking him if he’s ever made smoke bombs because they’re so nice and pretty and require only an elementary understanding of chemistry to make.
well I guess something got lost in translation because he reported me for making a bomb threat.
I suppose this is an indication that I was not made for human...
“Your life is not an episode of Skins. Things will never look quite as good as...”
– (via wildthicket, tothemoonandbackagain)
“1. Run away to Brooklyn. Rent an apartment with a claw footed bathtub. Commute...”
– 5 Fantasy Exit Strategies « Thought Catalog (via floralnymph)
