January 2010
last update 2009!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crossed out: Done! Bold: In the process Italicized: Failed. .___.
START: September 1, 2009. END: May 29, 2012.
1. Write a letter to myself to be opened on the last day of this.
2. Initiate conversations with 20 complete strangers (IRL!) that last more than 5 minutes. (2/20)
3. Say “I love you!” to random strangers to make them smile.
4. Give money to every hobo I see for a a week. (0/7)
5....
my away message at the moment:
ian-garner:
blow job to the first guy to text him a happy new year.
YOUR PHONE NUMBER NEEDS TO MAKE ITS WAY ON MY PHONE.
1111
I missed it for East Coast.
Thank sweet zombie Jesus that I’m on the west coast right now.
I get three hours to think of something worth wishing for.
I used to go to church
and there were these kids there. Their mother wouldn’t even allow them watch Pocahontas.
Honestly, I sometimes wonder what the fuck overly conservative people are really trying to conserve.
OH WHAT.
382ism:
3 followers `til 100? What?
Help me out, guys. >:
Follow this sweet motherfucker.
softcore:
Chamillionaire - “Ridin’”
omg if i had a friend over right now dancing with...
(via softcore)
MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY.
There's supposed to be a blue moon tonight.
What’s something you do once in a blue moon?
my life as a social networking douchebag: or how i...
suicidewatch:
Make Out Club - a place for late 90s/early 2000s kids in the emo/hardcore scene to show off their bad tattoos/youth of today hoodies/ or Spock rock haircuts. notable contributions to the internets: basically started it all. birth of the self taken picture of yourself (redudant) at a weird angle to hide fatness, receding hairlines, etc.. what i learned: you either LOVE the Locust...
Malaysia: Gay Sex Leads To Swine Flu
apodeitic:
fuckyeahlgbt:
Malaysia’s state-run news agency is urging its readers to avoid homosexual sex and masturbation if they want to remain free of swine flu. An article published Sunday by Bernama, the Malaysian government news agency, singles out homosexual sex as an activity that can cause people to contract swine flu, while also emphasizing that “normal sexual union between members of...
“Liar liar pants on fire! You’re sad and you know exactly why you’re...”
– Sarah, 6.
December 2009
http://lookbook.nu/look/387427-I-left-my-heart-in-P...
donefornow:
chelsearad:
donefornow:
mobscenity:
donefornow:
go hype it hahahah
first lookbook post
LATFH.
look at that fat hoe?
“Look at this fucking hipster” .. If I’m not mistaken
ohhhhhh that sounds more reasonable
OBVIOUSLY it was supposed to be look at that fat hoe.
All fat hoes hang out on lookbook.
*brb signing up*
someone announced to tumblr that she was going to...
mayasmind:
and people jacked her address and IP and called the popo?
this is all so odd.
It sounds like something from a movie.
worb:
all the russians go to raves
o m g last year some kid i went to junior high with posted a video of himself raving in his living room with glowsticks
now he’s a “dj” for the russian clubs but in the same way pauly d’s a dj, they just stand there and looks like tools
PAULY D IS NOT A TOOL.
HE’S A GUIDO.
DUH. ~~~~~~~
http://lookbook.nu/look/387427-I-left-my-heart-in-P...
donefornow:
go hype it hahahah
first lookbook post
LATFH.
sundayfunday:
<3 + !&#$ = </3 + Ctrl+Z = eternal sunshine?
Yeah.
1 tag
whenever Tumblr talks about specific topics and...
I get reminded that, really, we’re a bunch of kids who are all afraid.
caffeinenicotine:
mobscenity:
I’d hate to live on an island.
What would happen once I explore the whole place and exhaust every resort?
At least I’d have something to blame my isolation on.
Well, if you had the internet on said island, you’d probably just be using it 80% of the time and blogging about how you should explore the place. At least, I would.
Jesus Christ. That’s exactly...
I’d hate to live on an island.
What would happen once I explore the whole place and exhaust every resort?
At least I’d have something to blame my isolation on.
1 tag
Today, I read an MLIA about an Asian who ate rice....
(via thecoloredpicture)
One time, I wondered if Asian British people eat rice while drinking tea. But then I realized that Asian people do that already. (HOLY SHIT I’M A GENIUS I’M SUBMITTING THIS TO MLIA)
Today Dan asked me to give him head.
photomoto:
I did this:
HAHAHAHAHA NO.
HA
WHAT
NO
LMFAO
NO
NEVER.
And then walked away.
DAMMIT THIS MEANS WHEN I ASK I HAVE TO HAVE MORE GAME.
1 tag
I don't know why I feel so
lonely.
Right now.
Goddamn I don’t want to have to face myself.
I spent the past few days in a house with a bunch of kids who are ridiculously cute and have so much to say and are so full of energy. I’m happy for their happiness, but I just feel so contrived.
It makes me want to just relive everything and act much happier. I should have interacted with more people and stayed naive...
lashante:
Kevin G Rap- Mean Girls
what the hell happened to 2009?
Jesus Christ, I feel as though I’ve wasted this year just like every other year. I guess it’s normal, but I just want something different to happen.
Something.