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Mar 1st

i saw snooki and jwoww’s car yesterday. and by saw, i mean we circled past their house twice as i hyperventilated. i have video evidence, except it was too dark outside and i was literally bawling tears of victory. we breathed the same air. we’re one step closer to them realizing that we were meant to be friends forever.

Mar 1st

Feb 29th

U.S. House Votes to Make Protests Illegal →

Feb 29th

me: ugh i hate that people like her listen to skrillex. it makes me hate myself even more for liking him.
d (searching frantically everywhere for a guitar pick): well i'm sure she's actually a lot smarter than she acts in these videos. i mean, just realistically.
me: yeah i guess she must be.
d: i mean, that's why you make fun of people. all the people you make fun of are just like you. you make fun of them because that's how you'd act if you made videos. 
me: you know what? you're right.
d (suddenly has an idea): now stand up, put your hands in your pockets. i think my pick is in one of your pockets. i swear to god, i'll beat you if it is.

Feb 29th

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