i swear to god if the jersey shore spinoff gets filmed in jersey city i will die of happiness.

i swear to god it is my favorite show. i flew to uchicago just so that i could attend the conference on jersey shore studies. 

okay i got into COLLEGE because i wrote about this show in my essays. 

snooki is literally my SPIRIT ANIMAL.

i will SERIOUSLY not stop capitalizing SOMEWHAT PERTINENT portions of my sentences until this happens.